Attractive Wars (open)

[Ric Olie]

I still don't understand why the Attractive Army is stupid. Attractive people get further in life, it's a fact.

[Ric Olie]

OOC: Well, back to the story...

Ric suddenly realized he wasn't at his most attractive. In fact, his teeth were starting to show more coffee stains than he was comfortable with.

"Why don't you hang out for a bit, Erica," he said, "and I'll be back in a jiffy."

With that, Ric strode out to his ship, lifted off, and headed for Tatooine.

[Rogue Jedi Master Erica]

Erica was a bit miffed at Ric's over-concern about the stains on his teeth (which he claims were from 'coffee'), and decided to wait and see if any braver, hansom'er men showed up to play with.

Having a spare moment, Erica whipped out her pink lipstick, and put on a generous coat of coloring to her lovely lips, and then undid a single button on her top...to let her chest breathe...resisting the urge undo more buttons.

[Rogue Jedi Master Erica]

Time passed...with nothing happening...but Erica grow ever more uneasy, with strange thoughts entering her mind. Memories surfaced, of great battles, victories....and suffering. Erica's concentration wained, making her worry that she may be missing something.

"Damn that Ric...I missing a gorgeous day of skinny dipping...for THIS?", Erica rhetorically asked nobody, "...I'm outta here........I'll deal with Ric later!"

With that, Erica ignited her saber again, and carved into the floor, 'Erica Was Here'...and then force-ran out, thinking only of fun-in-the-sun.

[cp3s]

A mind bogglingly hansom android enters the scene. The place seems to be deserted, paper cups and plastic plates liter the floor. Blaster bolts! He had arrived too late! It appeared all the finger foods had been eaten as well, but that was no disappointment for a stomach less droid. On the ground are some smoldering burn marks, the unbelievably gorgeous droid activated his scanners. The marks were definitely made by a lightsaber. Another Jedi had been here quite recently, most likely a very attractive one, given the occasion. He could sense through the force that things hadn't gone well, no army had been created, as was intended. He could also sense that people with learning abilities had been heavily insulted at this gathering, and that made the droid sad. He had always had a soft spot for those with slightly less developed brains than others. Of course, when it comes to android's minds, all biological brains seem severely underdeveloped in comparison. One biological mind insulting another's shortcomings always seemed a bit like banthas calling womprats "hairy" to him.

The droid turned around and got back in his ship and prepared to depart. It really was a shame he had arrived late he thought. A army consisting entirely of attractive people. There was no way something like that would fail. It was a universal truth that attractive people (and robots) tend to get further in life than ugly or plain ones. An army of attractive people he pondered some more, then shook his head. It is best that such a thing should never exist. A force like that could be truly devastating... unstoppable even.

[Han Solo]

cp3s you can't post until an admin has accepted your character sheet... Please wait until I or Chewie has done so...

[Ric Olie]

OOC: OOC, dude! Behave yourself when you're on my planet, hear?

OOC: Hey Panaka, I got three stars now, what you got?

[cp3s]

OOC: Ah, figured that wasn't the case since no comments were given for my character profile even though it has been there for a couple of days now.

[Han Solo]

OOC: Thank you for reminding me Ric ;-) And sorry cp3s, someone joined right after you so I didn't notice anyone else has joined apart from them! Your character sheet will be done in 10 minutes :-) And Ric, I forgot to mention this earlier, you get stars depending on how many times you've posted! So Panaka will have a lot less, I'm sure!

[Rogue Jedi Master Erica]

Erica woke up early in the morning, hearing the native Naboobian Twitter Bird tweeting it's song (of 140 notes), and seeing a gorgeous sunrise. Erica wasn't sure if she should wait any longer for Ric to come back from...where ever he was...and chuckled to herself imagining punching him in the mouth, and knocking out all his teeth.

Erica got dressed, and enjoyed a slow leisurely walk back to the meeting place, to see if Ric bothered to return. If not, Erica was going to leave Naboo, to try and hook up with any friends that might be somewhere nearby.

[Ric Olie]

Ric suddenly appeared in holo form.

"Hi Erica, thanks for waiting so long. I don't know where the others have gotten to, but I guess we'll just have to carry on without them. I have a perfect task for the Attractive Army, a task that many have said is impossible. But with our combined good looks, I'm sure we can pull it off. I can't say more on an open holo, so if you can give me a few days to finish some...um...business...I'll fly right back and...um...fill you in."

[Rogue Jedi Master Erica]

Erica just stood there as the holo-message ended...but she wasn't about to idle around as Ric 'took care of business'. She noted the IP address of where the message was sent...

"Tatooine...what in blazes is Ric doing there !?!", Erica asked the inactive holo-projector.

When Erica got back to her ship, she immediately typed a course for 'The Dustiest Place in Space' into the nava-computer, and then took off.

"You're gonna see me a lot sooner than 'a few days', Ric...ready or not.", Erica said with a devilish grin on her face.

The 'Jane Air's engine then light up with a roar, making the ship suddenly shoot through space...and making the starfield spin.

[Ric Olie]

OOC: Oh carp!

[Kaelredon Foray]

As Kaelredon arrived in a small room he say a droid searching around the room. Cautioning himself he got ready to grap the table if this mysterious droid caused any trouble. He coughed and said "excuse me sir".

[Ric Olie]

OOC: If you're talking about c3ps, he's already gone...